I hate ants. I really do. Third year in a row and almost a week later and I’m still dealing with those creepy crawlies searching my kitchen for foodstuff. I thought I had their entry points contained. I thought by the use of a combination of poison and deterrents I could establish chokepoints and put traps there. But nooooooo, they like to keep finding other places in. Places I didn’t think of. Unless I want to spray down my entire kitchen with my floral-smelling poison spray, I need to keep checking to see where and if they’re coming in at some new little crack in the wall. The latest beachhead? Behind the pasta jars and microwave. I turned on the light to find half a dozen of them crawling on the microwave. I put one of the unused traps back there, so hopefully they’ll learn the meaning of the phrase “There’s no such thing as a free lunch because you’ll eat it and then you’ll be dead.” I don’t think that’s going to catch on, though.
I think I should nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
On the bright side, at least they aren’t the flying variety…yet…this year. Last year all the emerging winged drones and queens decided to use my bathroom as their egress point, and every time I flipped on the light a dozen or so would flutter about. I think I must have destroyed an entire generation of ants from that nest last year, so maybe Felicia isn’t having as much of a problem.
Damn little insects. I can think of worse creatures to be battling in the apartment, but the yearly battle with ants is always the worst time of the year.
I went for a five mile run today after work, and combined with my two-and-change mile walk, I think I got a decent workout. No thanks to my worthless sister and a friend of hers trying to egg me on to drink tonight, I went beerless and instead chose to have a gyro and some Greek fries and kick it on my couch with a couple of sodas and the first season of “The X-Files” while listening to my upstairs neighbors try and turn the entry stairs into what sounds like their own personal Tour de Stad. All in all, a very nice evening.
Reflecting on that note, I shall retire to bed with the taste of garlic and onion in my mouth and dream of Fridays without incident.